Menopause Survival Kit ~ Fun Novelty Gift & Card Alternative | Birthday Present | Greeting Cards

Description

Menopause Survival Kit
A unique, fun, handmade novelty gift that goes beyond the traditional greetings card, making it
the perfect keepsake, thank you, birthday gift or just because to help cheer someone up and guaranteed to raise a smile !
❤ FREE PERSONALISATION ❤ ALL CONTENTS INCLUDED ❤
❤ A UNIQUE GIFT AND GREETINGS CARD ALL IN ONE ❤
Presented in a beautiful pocket-sized organza bag, your handmade gift contains all of the listed items along with a cleverly designed laminated card which highlights the significance of each item inside.
Menopause Survival Kit
Jelly Baby ~ For When You Feel Like Biting Someone’s Head Off
Peg ~ To Help You Hold It Together
Chocolate ~ Chocolate Always Makes Things Better
Marshmallow ~ To Use As A Stress Ball
Mint ~ To Help Keep Your Cool
Left Turn Sign ~ Because Women Are Always Right !!!
Fuse ~ Try Not To Blow One
Plaster ~ To Help Mend Any Hurt Feelings
Button ~ To Help You Button Your Lip
Elastic Band ~ Try To Be More Flexible
Tissue ~ To Wipe Away The Tears
Balloon ~ To Remind You Not To Blow Up
Flower ~ To Brighten Up Your Day
Tea Bag ~ Take Some Time Out And Relax
Sodalite Rock ~
Sodalite Helps To Draw Out Stress And Bring Peace It Can Also Be Used To Throw At
People Who Annoy You !
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Please note – we do not advocate throwing stones at people, no offence intended !
❤ SEND YOUR MESSAGE IN STYLE AND IT’S GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE ❤
Every gift bag can be personalized to order for a more personal touch.
Please add a note to your order or message me with any special requests/adaptations
❤ POSTAGE ❤
Your carefully crafted order will be posted FROM THE UK using Royal Mail.
The charge for INTERNATIONAL POSTAGE does NOT INCLUDE TRACKING, however there is an option to purchase TRACKED postage at checkout.
Various postage options are available for tracked or quicker delivery and can be purchased at the checkout.
PLEASE ALLOW SUFFICIENT DELIVERY TIMES FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS AND POSSIBLE DELAYS DUE TO CUSTOMS
Our range of birthday gifts, anniversary gifts, secret santa ideas & stocking fillers is absolutely huge.
If you can think of a special occasion that we haven’t yet created, please get in touch and we will do our best to accommodate your request.
We also provide a customisation / personalised gift service and can cater to large events and orders such as wedding gifts, corporate events and conferences etc.
Each bag is created by hand and all items are locally sourced from various suppliers. Every bag is unique and each item has a significance which is highlighted on the laminated label.
It is for this reason that some items may differ slightly from those shown in the picture. The colour of the bag and contents may occasionally vary.
(If you want a specific colour, please send me a message) The bag measures approx. 10cm x 15cm prefilled) Not suitable for children under 5.
All of our gift items are hand designed from scratch, the gift cards take a lot of time and effort to imagine, design and think of quirky / interesting wordplay & jokes.
Each bag contains an element of handmade items, and the greeting cards themselves are all unique and hand designed by our team of designers.
All intellectual property is subject to copyright protection, please do not copy or replicate our documents in any way without receiving prior consent.
❤ Thank you for Supporting a Small Family Business ❤