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British Border Control Parody 11oz White Ceramic Mug

Name: British Border Control Parody 11oz White Ceramic Mug - Crafter's Market UK
Brand: Urban Kangaroo
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A cheeky British humour mug giving government border enforcement a playful ribbing. A fun gift for current affairs followers, colleagues and anyone who enjoys topical UK satire.

British Border Control Parody 11oz White Ceramic Mug quantity

Arrives by Wed 14 Oct · £3.50 shipping

Handmade by Urban Kangaroo in 1-3 days

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Description

British Border Control Parody 11oz Ceramic Mug

Bring a little topical British humour to the tea break with this 11oz white ceramic novelty mug, featuring a tongue-in-cheek border enforcement inspired design.

Created as a playful parody of British government bureaucracy and immigration enforcement, it makes a brilliant conversation starter for anyone who follows current affairs and enjoys political satire, sarcastic humour and distinctly British jokes.

Whether it is sitting on an office desk, beside the kettle at home or being unwrapped as a Secret Santa present, this mug is made for people who appreciate humour that is slightly cheeky without needing a huge slogan to get the point across.

It makes a great gift for British humour fans, current affairs followers, work colleagues, friends, dads, grandads and novelty mug collectors.

Each mug is printed to order in the UK, so it is produced especially for the customer rather than mass-produced and sitting on a warehouse shelf.

Product Details:
Product type: 11oz Mug
Material: Ceramic
Colour: Glossy White
Size: 11oz
Design theme: British Border Control / Government Satire
Target audience: British Humour Fans, Current Affairs Followers, Colleagues
Style: Funny, Cheeky, Satirical, Novelty
Full-colour printed design
Classic comfortable handle
Suitable for tea, coffee and other hot drinks
Microwave safe
Dishwasher safe
Made to order
Printed to order in the UK
Carefully produced and packaged for dispatch
Care Instructions

The mug is suitable for everyday use and can be cleaned in the dishwasher. It is also microwave safe for reheating drinks.

For the longest possible life of the printed design, gentle washing is always recommended.

Made to Order

Every mug is produced especially for your order. Please allow the stated production time before dispatch.

Important Notice

This is a novelty parody product intended for humour and satire. It is not an official government product, uniform item or identification and is not endorsed by any UK Government department or agency.

Delivery & returns

If your order doesn't arrive, Crafter's Market Buyer Protection refunds you in full. No buyer fee. How it works.

Delivery

At Urban Kangaroo, every order is made with care and packed securely before dispatch. Our products are made to order, which means each mug or bottle is produced specially once your order has been placed.

Most orders are usually processed and dispatched within 2–5 working days. During busy periods such as Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or large promotional periods, dispatch times may be slightly longer, but we will always aim to get your order sent as quickly as possible.

UK orders are sent using a reliable postal or courier service. Once dispatched, delivery will usually take around 2–4 working days, although this can vary depending on the courier, seasonal delays or local postal issues.

Please make sure your delivery address is correct before placing your order. We cannot be held responsible for delays or failed deliveries caused by an incorrect or incomplete address. If an order is returned to us due to an address issue, additional postage costs may apply to resend it.

All items are carefully packed to help protect them during delivery. If your order arrives damaged, please contact us as soon as possible with clear photos of the damaged item and packaging so we can look into it and help resolve the issue.

Delivery times are estimated and not guaranteed, especially during busy postal periods or circumstances outside our control. We appreciate your patience and understanding while your order is being made, packed and delivered.

Thank you for supporting a small UK business.

Returns

At Urban Kangaroo, all items are made to order, which means each product is produced specially once your order has been placed.

Because of this, we do not accept refunds, returns or cancellations simply because a customer has changed their mind, no longer wants the item, ordered the wrong product, or decided it is no longer suitable.

Refunds or replacements are only available if an item arrives damaged, defective, faulty, or incorrect. If there is a problem with your order, please contact us as soon as possible after delivery and provide clear photos of the item, the packaging, and the issue so we can review it quickly.

If your item is confirmed to be damaged, faulty or incorrect, we will offer a suitable resolution, which may include a replacement or refund depending on the situation.

Please check all order details carefully before purchasing, including the product, design, quantity and delivery address. As each item is made to order, we are unable to refund orders due to customer error once production has started.

This policy does not affect your statutory rights. Thank you for supporting a small UK business.

Cancellation

At Urban Kangaroo, every item is made to order, which means your product is produced specially once your order has been placed.

Because our items are made to order, we do not accept cancellations, returns or exchanges if you simply change your mind, no longer want the item, ordered the wrong product, selected the wrong quantity, or decide it is no longer suitable.

Once an order has entered production, it cannot be cancelled or changed. Please check all order details carefully before completing your purchase, including the product, design, quantity and delivery address.

Returns, refunds or replacements are only offered if your item arrives damaged, defective, faulty, or incorrect. If there is an issue with your order, please contact us as soon as possible after delivery with clear photos of the item, packaging and the problem so we can review it quickly.

If your item is confirmed to be damaged, faulty or incorrect, we will offer a suitable resolution, which may include a replacement, exchange or refund depending on the situation.

We do not offer exchanges for different designs, colours, sizes or products once an order has been made, as each item is created specially for that order.

Customers are responsible for ensuring all details are correct at the time of purchase. We cannot accept responsibility for mistakes made during ordering unless the item received is different from what was ordered.

This policy does not affect your statutory rights.

Thank you for supporting a small UK business.

Set by the maker. See the full shop policies and the Crafter's Market Sales & Returns Policy.