Own the conversation-starting design that caused a major stir across British social media and the national press.
This black unisex graphic T-shirt features the words:
“We’re only making plans for Nigel.”
The slogan appears above a bold monochrome guillotine illustration, creating an unmistakable piece of dark British satire. The design became widely discussed after a photograph featuring the T-shirt was reshared by Zack Polanski on social media, attracting national attention and helping turn the shirt into a viral talking point.
Perfect for fans of British political satire, dark humour, viral T-shirts, controversial slogan clothing and alternative fashion, this striking design is guaranteed to get people talking.
It makes an unforgettable novelty gift for a friend, partner, relative or colleague named Nigel, as well as anyone who enjoys bold comedy, topical humour and provocative statement clothing. Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, festivals, political events, nights out or casual everyday wear.
The crisp white artwork contrasts strongly against the black heather fabric, creating a clean retro-style finish. Each garment is professionally printed to order, so your item is produced especially for you rather than being mass-produced and stored for long periods.
This product is independently produced and is not officially connected with, endorsed by or supplied by Zack Polanski, Nigel Farage, any political party or any other public figure.
Product Details:
Product type: Unisex short-sleeve T-shirt
Material: Soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric
Colour: Black heather
Sizes: S–2XL
Printed design: White slogan and guillotine illustration
Quoted text: “We’re only making plans for Nigel.”
Design theme: Viral British political satire and dark humour
Target audience: Adults, satire fans, Nigel gift shoppers and alternative fashion fans
Style: Funny, provocative, topical, sarcastic and retro
Production: Professionally printed and made to order
Dispatch: Please allow production time before dispatch
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out at a low temperature with similar colours. Do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork. Air drying is recommended, although the garment may be tumble dried on a low setting where permitted by its care label.
Please consult the available size guide before ordering. Colours and print positioning may vary slightly due to screen settings and the made-to-order printing process.
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