New design Menopause Survival Kit one for the ladies Novelty Tin 12 contents included

Description

Menopause Tin £15

One for the ladies the dreaded word Menopause. Here is a Menopause Survival Kit. All the items in it are useable not just for show

❤ ALL CONTENTS INCLUDED ❤ A UNIQUE GIFT AND POSTCARD ALL IN ONE

Tissues – For those Sweaty Brows & Emotional Moments Chocolate Bar – Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands.
Fan – For some blessed relief
Eye Mask To help give a restful sleep
Post it note and pen- For those days you can’t even remember your name
Tweezers – For those unwanted facial Whiskers
Lip Balm – Keep those lips happy
Tea Bag- To give you energy when you are tired and to soothe you when you feel depressed
Paperclip – To help you keep it together
Fuse – Try not to blow one
Button – To help button your lip
Evil Menopause Fairy poem ( words by me)

I’ve put the smaller items in a bag to stop rattling around

Beware of the Menopause Fairy
She is very Scary
She will Bring
Mood Swings
Blooming Weight Gain
Oh what a pain
Hot Flushes
Sweat just Gushes
She takes Delight
In giving you Sleepless Nights
She makes me Itchy
How Bitchy
Messing with your memory
That’s not very friendly
Will this never end
She certainly is no Friend

Pen Sayings

Pens
Psycho
Itchy
Bitch
Sleepy
Forgetful
Sweaty
Bloated

Please choose which txt you require and pop in the message box

Coated Rectangular Tins with Gloss White Top.
The tins are coated inside and out.
Dimensions of Tin 18.4 cm x 11.4 cm x 5.5 cm

Pens Chocolate bar & Socks can be purchased on a separate listing